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Mustaches and Me

March 06th, 2009 | Category: Costumes, Facial Hair is Hot, Inspiration, The Hotness

1. Mustaches are sexy.

2. Growing them is back in style. Though there are men like Grandpa Whaley who have always had one.

3. Some folks grow them for children’s social and medical service organizations.

4. Some folks grow them during the month of March for a charity of their choice.

5. Girls who are jealous of the facial hair or just like dressing in drag can buy stick-ons in a variety of shades and sizes (in my case, introduced by Rachel Lauren Marie Stevens, the girl with the two coolest middle names ever)

Yes, they’re a little child-molester-drives-a-scary-white-van creepy, but seriously, when you think about the awesome people with mustaches and how so totally rad and hot they all are (Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris, Salvador Dali, Wilford Brimley and the cop from the Village People) it’s nearly impossible not to want one.

If the I’m Growing This Mustache for a Needy Child doesn’t work on the babes in your town, come to Jackson. I know several mountain women who’ll dance, swoon and/or make out with you.

Just flash the ’stache.

Comments
  • I figured a post about mustaches was Twitter-worthy, so I compressed the URL, copied and pasted, headed to the site, and posted. Then I realized that, moments earlier, wine vlogger and internets ambassador Gary Vaynerchuk had tweeted this...

    @garyvee cutting down on tweets, interviews, speaking engagements, growing a beard and pumping out some PROJECTS...

    I know. A beard. Not quite. But close. And sorta coincidental.
  • ElleDubs
    I'd say GaryVee needs some tweet editing. Does he mean he's cutting down on all those things, including beard growing and pumping out projects or only cutting down on the tweets? I'd take Gary in a beard vs. mustache argument any day. Though, I hear the guy can talk. Like, for real. And, if I could, I'd challenge him to a Whose Hotter With Facial Hair competition -- me with a mustache or Gary with a beard.
  • Mustaches are like Speedos. When a guy who should not wear one is wearing one, you realize more about him than you care to know.
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